THANK YOU for having an appropriate Chicago dog
Daaaaa prayers
The fuck is that hotdog
One squggly line of mustard is not a Chicago dog.
Yeah, everybody knows a real Chicago dog is one squiggly line of ketchup
Now that we have a reference point. Look at the one on the shirt and then look at the one in the wikipedia article. You’ll note that there are some subtle differences.
Where are the sport peppers on that dog?
Mike Dicta.
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The can of malort really seals it
That is just a can of beer, I don’t think you can get Malort in a can. Old Style is a cheap pilsner from the north mid-west
Can of malort is too much malort.
Sip of malort is too much malort. I have to correct myself though, Jeppsons does sell malort spritzers sold in a can, which is more in line with how to actually use malort in making a cocktail, but still probably nasty.
12oz at 35% APV. That’s more than double Old English.
Ah, thanks for that. Not a chicagoan.
I was curious and looked, Jeppsons does actually sell malort spritzers sold in a can! Never seen one irl, so probably not very popular, but it does exist oddly enough
Mars brewing makes a canned malört spritz which is good
Mars brewing makes a canned malört spritz which is good
“Everyday We Stray Further From God’s Light” /s
Its actually bomb. People who don’t like malört even like it