you forgot the most important one
person you were talking to talks shit about you behind your back
Believe me. If you fuck yourself while in conversation you will most definitely get attention.
Conversation is 90% timing
That explains why no one laughs at my jokes
Immediately apply water to burned area
Conversation is hard for everyone, but some people play story mode while others get stuck on nightmare. Don’t give up, every improvement will return a profit on your efforts.
I’m sorry people are jerks. Social mores are based on trivia and superstition. Don’t internalize it as though it was an accurate reflection of your character.
“Conversation is hard for everyone”
This is legitimately one of the craziest takes I have ever heard. Like people don’t just talk. Like the entire basis of humans isn’t societal interaction to create communities. No, conversation is not hard for everyone, it’s generally a positive thing for the vast majority of people
… and yet, you fall right into their trap!
It seems like you are talking past each other, thus validating their point. Talking is easy, getting understood seems to be much harder.
Sounds like you should just give up then
sometimes it really feels like that.
So what did you try to talk about? In what setting?
Probably trying to bring up anime in every conversation.