That’s so subtle you had to label it.

If that’s the signs intent, shouldn’t it also have a line through it? (Like the old no smoking signs?)

Was expecting Saddam in there somewhere.

Ah this explains why Fanta is so popular in Germany and yet hardly anyone in the states seems to drink it. Every now and then I will get a Fanta from a soda fountain if it’s available.

I’m guessing most Americans think of Sunkist when they think of orange soda?

Le Doge du fromage.

I was thinking just king takes king. Which is not something you would usually see. So black is already in checkmate before white even moves. Though white is also in checkmate.

If moves wrap, aren’t you in checkmate at the very start?

What exactly is it supposed to be a parody of?

Just because someone uses it to try to be funny, does not make it parody. It doesn’t make it sarcasm. It doesn’t make it ironic. People love to use all of those incorrectly.

Show her my big o face.

I also consume the nutrients at the dinner time.

I think I dated her too.

Beer and a shot. Then nobody better bother me while I do my crossword.

Like straight down? On what kind of surface?

I spiked the fuck out of an old Nokia in like 2093 against the carpeted floor in my office. Sadly I slightly cracked the corner of where the battery case met the phone. The phone still worked but the battery wouldn’t stay connected. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person on the internet who ever broke a Nokia.

Through the announcers table.

No soup for you.

Nah I just don’t buy the kompromat stories anymore. There is nothing Putin can release that would be a problem for Trump. He never sees any legal consequences and his followers never turn on him regardless of all of his crimes.

What good are receipts when there are no consequences? Putin could put the underaged pee tapes on YouTube and it wouldn’t matter.

What is the opposite of a bee?

Bernie your bones, bro.

Does this help them lunge out quickly to eat bugs?