Location, location, location
I have one of these on my coffee table that’s decoration. Found it just laying in some room when I visited the Vatican in the 90s. Weird.
Which side do they hit him with?
Flat, spike, flat
Owwie.
The silver hammer of Saint Maxwell.
Clearly an anti zombie tool. Can’t have the pope rising from the dead, it’d mess up the church’s image.
Hit him once. If he is silent, hit him again. If he is silent again, hit him again. If he remains silent, he is dead.
Hit him once. If he shouts, you’ve got two more swings to make him stop.
What about the holy hand grenade?
Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!
It’s a silver hammer, so it could also check if the Pope is a werewolf.
Can’t let that happen again.
…again?
The events inspired the band Powerwolf.
Check the bathroom window for finger prints.
The papal tappy taps
my favourite fact is that “factoid” doesn’t mean “little fact” but is actually starting to mean that
In this case it seems to fit pretty well.
What does it actually mean?
Edit: Nevermind, @jerkface already answered.
Well you have to be sure. I wonder where they keep the Pope hammer in between deaths
In the popemobile trunk. Obviously…
He carries it under his pointy hat
The Hammer of Pope-o-cles.
Maybe the pope gets a bonk every day to ensure that he is, in fact, still alive?
Only if he’s sleeping VERY soundly.
Could be, it’s the only bonk he’ll get
+3 to hit vs. Popes, Cardinals, and Bishops. On hit, Popes who are alive but playing dead must save vs. Fortitude or die.
I prefer the Holy Ball-Peen.
Looks like a scaling hammer, like you’d use to knock the scale off a weld. Maybe an allusion to Saul/Paul and scaly eyes?
I would rather quit while am ahead?
