• exasperation@lemm.ee
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    8 hours ago

    I’m a subscriber to their monthly print copy, and a lot of the stories in the print version don’t make it to the website as quickly. I’ve got the February copy on my desk with the following headlines:

    • Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests: Tool That Diagnoses Disobedience to be Mailed to U.S. Households
    • U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat - Wars Will No Longer Be Fought By Male Shannons, Terrys, or Carmens
    • Baby Saves Affair: Illicit Relationship Rekindled by Out-of-Wedlock Birth

    As far as I can tell, these articles never made it online. And they are funny. Good coffee table material.