As a machinist a lathe is the first thing that comes to mind, you get some clothing or even a rope caught in the wrong place and it’ll eat you alive
A germy child that sneezes on its face. Teaching is a constant state of protecting yourself from biological warfare.
An industrial wood chipper (used in saw mills). The disc is 5’ 6", holds 6 x 18" knives and can chip an 8’ x 15" diametre log in about 1 to 2 seconds.
It is deadly as they come.
I have a stack of planer blades at home and even turned one into a rough machete
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Lock them in the server room for a few days, maybe hypothermia?
Lock that fucker in the burnout oven and see how long they exist at 800°F (~426°C)
Marketing strategy powerpoints
I work at a bowling alley with a bar, so there’s quite a few ways.
- Hit them with a bowling ball.
- Beat them with a bumper stick.
- Make a Molotov cocktail.
- Use the knives in the kitchen to stab them.
I could bore him to death with Teams meetings.
Probably busbar running at 6 to 10,000 amps. DC power.
Stage engineer: Fly system.
Thanks for this. It led me to a super interesting Wikipedia article on it.
Outright? Probably not a much, but I could definitely yank some wires or disable some safeties that would do the job with a little encouragement.
You could definitely kill a villain with my laptop, if you fired it with sufficient force from a cannon.
Doldrums
I have several 300 gallon mixers at work, and a QA lab. If the mixer won’t do the job, I’ll just pour acids in until it is reduced to soup.
Then I’m fleeing the country because maintenance will make the eldrich horror look like the easy choice.
I commute, so train?
