The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-squaremessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square59fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 days agoHer: “I’m, like the Queen of Analogies!” Me: “Really? What’s that like?” Her: “. . . Fuck you! Nobody ever asked me that before!” Married 14 years now…
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·21 hours agoWhat was supposed to be the punchline?
minus-squareNoSpotOfGround@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 days agoThat’s the longest time I’ve ever heard someone take to build up a comeback. Be on your guard!
Her: “I’m, like the Queen of Analogies!”
Me: “Really? What’s that like?”
Her: “. . . Fuck you! Nobody ever asked me that before!”
Married 14 years now…
What was supposed to be the punchline?
To this day I still do not know!
That’s the longest time I’ve ever heard someone take to build up a comeback. Be on your guard!