• Psythik@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    🎵 How did it end up like that?
    It was only a cat,
    (it was only a cat!) 🎵

    🎵 Now I’m lying in bed,
    and she’s screaming my name.
    Tried to pull out my dick,
    but I already came.

    🎵 Now we’re going to bed,
    And my stomach is sick,
    And it’s all in my head,🎵

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      The next part doesn’t even need to be modified:

      But she’s touching his chest now
      He takes off her dress now
      Let me go

      And I just can’t look it’s killing me
      And taking control

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        Jealousy
        Inside my own family
        Hearing the same lullabies
        Choking on genetic ties
        But it’s just the price I pay
        Destiny is calling me
        Open up spread eagle wide
        My sisters backside

        I’m going to hell.

  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    Could be worse, she could be stuck in a washing machine. How tf do you even get stuck in a washing machine? It just breaks immersion, how am I supposed to watch the rest of the video after an intro like that

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      The was one where her hand was “stuck” in the drain of a sink. At some point she removes her hand from the sink to remove her shirt, then puts it back in the sink.

      I’m starting to think the goal is not to emulate realism…

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      I like it. It’s porn pastiche. Parody which elevates the genre through self awareness.

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        14 hours ago

        You speak like there is sauce somewhere. Just making an observation based on the meaning of your words. Not actually asking for myself. Maybe a friend.

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    It’s wood floor. Looks about average, what’s the big deal?