People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it’s the fuckin zoo or some shit.
Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration
"Entry Fee (min one):
- Carrot
- Apple
- …"
That way you get duck (or human) food for free.
depending on where you’re from you can hang up a sign saying “trespassing Children will be converted to Islam”
Get you some geese
Pro tip - feed them a handful of dandelion leaves twice a day, they’ll be your best friends
I had geese once. It was awful lol
“There is at least one more bear trap on my grounds than you can spot.”
Build a moat. It would certainly keep me out.
Woohoo, free swimming pool!
Now, a lava moat…
You’re looking at this wrong way.
Buy a gumball machine. Put on fence. Fill machine with enough feed for the day. Charge other people to feed your ducksBuild an exact replica of that area right next to the original. They’ll be confused, are they visiting the real ducks or a simulacrum of the ducks?
train the ducks to chase after the enemies. Lol
Or just add some geese to the flock.
Peace was never an option
The real answer
Give the ducks a nice shower/sprinkler set up that’s both timer and manually controlled.
Motion controlled
I would have to go with landmines. If that isn’t enough of a deterrent, and claymores or even some bouncing betties.
Trespassers will be trebucheted.
Obvious answer is to give the kids ducklings for every visit. Pressuring kids parents to stop their kids coming over without permission. Unless they want to own duck pets.
Put up a sign that says “WARNING: rabid ducks, enter property at own risk”
Alt text.
Free range Raptor zone. Humans beware