He’s never getting out of there alive.

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      Even if you wanted to break him out, he’s here:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Detention_Center,_Brooklyn

      Good fucking luck.

      There’s simply nothing to do but wait for his case.

      Nothing to do but get the prisons blueprints, have said blueprints tattooed onto body but covertly hidden within a being design. Then commit a serious but non violent crime to land yourself in the prison and then prison break

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        The premise of Michael’s tattoos was so much cooler than the actual execution and need for them. His tattoos were basically “here’s a tiny screwdriver shape in this giant demon”, “here’s a number that I could just have remembered but instead put it on a clock”, and so on.

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        1. it’s not for naught, it’s for support. if you think support is useless, that’s like, your opinion, man. lots of people disagree.
        2. re: it’s hopeless - counterpoint: “‘you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ --wayne gretski” --michael scott
        3. no one will be surprised pikachu, everyone knows that there’s only a slim to zero chance of a not guilty verdict. who doesn’t like to root for the underdog sometimes?