• billwashere@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    If I had a gun in each hand, a bandolier full of knives, and a satchel full of grenades, I might be able to take down a gorilla. But likely not before he kills me first.

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      19 hours ago

      Sounds like you need a bigger gun for each hand.

      .500 Smith and Wesson in each hand aught to do it.

      Just make sure you land the first shot center mass, cause by the third you’re gonna be shooting at planes.

      You will no longer have wrists, of course, but that is a small price to pay for victory.

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        18 hours ago

        I have actually shot a .480 ruger. I think I’ll pass on the .500. The gorilla won’t need to do anything because I will have already offed myself trying to shoot those things one handed.