When you go to hell, you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch ads that spoil major plot points of the movie.

Then when you watch the movie in theaters, the pre-movie ads are ads that spoil the major plot points of several other movies.

An eternal chain of ruin, for your sins.

To die, to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to dream, ay, there’s the rub;

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause.

Shakespeare was already talking about ads