Man the squirrels around me are angry mofos.

I thought they only chirped at eachother.

I was mowing and this one sort of stood up, didn’t make itself big or whatever cause it was in the tree. But it started doing this angry chirp thing and started hopping my way. I noped right out of there.

I ain’t going to run over a squirrel, for a myriad of reasons, but let’s not pretend they aren’t up to something.