• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    “Impacted” sounds like unbearable pain. No? Got a good story about mine. Bear with me.

    Got my top 2 out because they erupted sideways, actually cut my finger, thought it was a stuck Dorito. Shit had to go. Got the bottom 2 while I was under general.

    First time completely under. Dentist said I wasn’t going home until my gf could drive me. Great! Woke at home with her hovering over my face. She was a little bitchy when I asked how I got home.

    “You don’t remember that? Nothing?!”

    I had refused to leave the comfy office bed, fought and cussed. Whole waiting room heard:

    “FUCK YOU! I’ll take you back there and do to you what they did to me!”

    Jesus. (Nurses right about now: Yep. And I know OP is a guy.)