There is a theory out there that the world actually ended in 1999. Everything we’ve experienced since is all a simulation.

Then I stopped to think about the theory for 3 seconds, and realize this must have been someone who was high. Still though, that’s wild. That would mean 9/11 never happened. That would mean Brexit never happened. That would mean that the KFC double down never happened.

And I’m very ok with those tragedies being fiction.