Hey melatonin, nice seeing you around
Is this the bird equivalent of snow angels?
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I saw some ducks doing something similar a little while ago. They would kind of stretch out the necks and lay flat on the ground next to each other. Honestly ducks hanging out looks chill as fuck.
I would love to believe in wholesome ducks, but I’ve read some truly awful things about them, specifically mallards. My imagination has been permanently contaminated by birds committing heinous atrocities to each other.
Maybe it’s not all mallards?
One bad mallard spoils the flock
And they were roommates
The bird equivalent of footsie.
Also, we do this all the time. Are my honey and myself secretly magpies?
That depends? How good are your singing voices? And do you viciously attack innocent passers-by?
