SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1external-linkIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareDarren@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoEveryone knows that vampires live in a detached single family home on Staten Island.
minus-squarehuppakee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-23 days agoBuying that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoGood news, everyone! Vampires don’t need heating! Or groceries.
minus-squarehuppakee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoThat which is dead can no longer die
Everyone knows that vampires live in a detached single family home on Staten Island.
Buying that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
Good news, everyone!
Vampires don’t need heating!
Or groceries.
I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
That which is dead can no longer die