Everybody privately shit-talks everybody. The phone always listens to it and records it. A viral hack that turns all this shit-talking into texts. Everybody in the world suddenly gets a thousand shit-talking texts from their family, friends and associates. Society dissolves.
Insightful and psychic. You must be a whiz at a Sudoku.
I don’t need to be insightful or psychic to see you’re full of shit
You were proven wrong. Just admit it and move on, dude
And a poet as well!
You’re not very good at this “looking unbothered and flippant” act.