bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoNo looky for you!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square158linkfedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down18
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageNo looky for you!sh.itjust.worksbees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square158linkfedilink
minus-squareLord Wiggle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up74arrow-down1·6 days agoNot true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up35·5 days agoThey’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”. If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
minus-squarebitchkat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoImmigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoIn proportion to their bodies, yes?
minus-squareLord Wiggle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 days agoNo. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome. Edit: which happens to be the name of my future band: the Glow in the Dark Big Dick Dishwasher Gnomes
minus-squareLord Wiggle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoBut they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.
Not true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!
Even worse! They’re all nude!
They have big dicks though
In proportion to their bodies, yes?
No. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.
Edit: which happens to be the name of my future band: the Glow in the Dark Big Dick Dishwasher Gnomes
And they glow in the dark!
But they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.