Absolute smashing idea mate, totally chuffed. Bob’s your uncle!

Ouch! I must have slept wrong.

I’ll preorder Half-Life 3 so fast my dick will fly off

I’ll preorder the deckard so fast my shirt will fly off

I’ll preorder Steamdeck 2 so fast my pants will fly off

We adopted the cutest 5lb dog, a Chihuahua Pekingese mix, she’s an angel. One day she started humping her toys, and I mean absolutely railing them. That first time she did it in front of us I almost died. I buy her large stuffed animals now for better grip, I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio.