I had all four done with just a couple benzos and local anesthetic. Granted they were reasonably accessible and not impacted. I have vague recollections of making a pun while they were “elevating” one of the teeth. I don’t remember the pun, and that’s the worst part.

Sony has the patent.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sony-patent-mcdonalds/

Gmail

The number of people that would break when they couldn’t access their email when they opened their phone… You could measure it with public health statistics.