OLED-display-and-worn-out-battery gang, rise up!

Like walls of high-rises.

I am online.

✅ network interface available
✅ ping connectivitycheck.android.com
✅ use a search engine
✅ read https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail
✅ read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_men_versus_a_gorilla

Don’t give them names or you’ll be unable to release them too!

(yes I know you’re not the caretaker)

In Prague late at night, it’s not fun to come across a group of drunk tourists (usually Brits) seeking drugs. Locals also get drunk but they’re not nearly as obnoxious.

Too bad that what you want in a Google-free Android distro isn’t what the manufacturers want.

Most trans people would say they were never cis. But if she’s the exception, the breakup could be explained as a result of the transition if the wife is straight.

This is what Weird Al has to say about that song’s iconic line “It’s like rain on your wedding day”:

she/her

me, a broken man

Some mixed signals here… she should double-check gender.nix

TIL my country ranks second in the production of vyhřívané deky