Diplomjodler

That’s just standard procedure for them.

I always assume that all other drivers are dangerous morons that are trying to kill me. I know that’s not true for most people but it only takes one.

I wouldn’t rely on Germany to remain stable and democratic these days. The fascists are the strongest party and the new chancellor is an oligarchy stooge of the worst kind.

I’d actually bet they’re safer than some tweaked out dude on his 20th hour at the wheel.

The leopard was really scandalised when he heard what you did.

It’s a joke because Bill Gates once called it that. Nobody actually thinks that other than some tech bros that are high from huffing their own farts.

Oh my god! I thought I bought a gaming handheld but i bought… communism!

One is about shagging your computer and the other one is about making it prettier. Duh.