Well I for one, am intrigued.

Just grab your toilet tube! Keep it next to your poop knife for easy access.

“Fortunately, it was only powered by pedal.”

Bikes get a pass tho

The last bad one I had is the reason I left that job. My managers after that were promoted and thankfully replaced with good to great managers.

Excessive ellipses too

Shit yeah, or the manager(s).

Tell us more about this dip. Recipe?