No just a girl who was in a friend group that mingled with my friend group occasionally. We had drunkenly hooked up a couple of times previously, but on this occasion we were sober and happened to be sitting together on a random afternoon in university.

I mostly said it to be funny when she said she was bored. I guess she really was bored.

Me: “Wanna have sex?”

Her: “No”

Me: “C’mon, it’ll be over before you know it, and you’ll barely feel a thing.”

Her:”Ok, let’s go.”

Me:”Wait… What?”

True story.

Define crazy amount.

Pick the best, and frame them. Put the rest into clear plastic binder sleeves and make a very unique coffee table book.