And then doubling down.

People that think their idiotic opinion is shared by everyone are simultaneously hilarious and draining.

I thought that was an old Internet rumor, like the one where Marilyn Manson removed ribs to give himself head…

Fuckin’ A.

That movie is one of the best sources for quotes.

“This little girl survived … with no weapons and no training. Right?”

“That’s great! WHY DON’T WE PUT HER IN CHARGE?!?”

That’s what i said!

Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm

“Behold! my field of ragrets! Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is fallow!”

I’m just impressed you know what i mean. I appove.

I’m beginning to think The Onion is in some type of Signal chat…

We’ve ALL got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.

Wait! That’s no snail! Oh no! It’s Shia LeBouf!

One lower case “r”, and no ragrets.

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

“…so, anyway, as i was say–”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

“…”

And if you were on the receiving end, you heard the slam. Or, so I’ve been told…

…a couch!

His vote WOULD HAVE counted there, HAD THEY BOTHERED.

Emphasis mine.