Err, you only know how shady the US is because those idiots keep broadcasting their shadiness.

The CCP on the other hand does their best to hide how shady they are through censorship and propaganda.

The bean boy turned into a bean and thus the family had to eat him

Yes, but only diagonally

Only if they enjoy it

By being interesting.

How you do that is up to you. Like visibly enjoying hobbies, having an eccentric look, going for a fun personality, or being in cool locations. It also allows you to talk about something you personally enjoy.

+20 if the bouncer is a baby