You do realize whey allergy is a thing for some people, right?

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Not caring about the anxiety part. I learned after a while not to give anxiety any respect and just do what I want, regardless if I get anxiety from it or not.

I’m not getting any younger. Not going to let anxiety run my life.

Gemini likes to tell me that I’m good in the emotional intelligence area. Haha.

I’d say I fit neatly in the Dork category. At least, that’s what my imposter syndrome would have me believe.

No one said you had to die on this hill. This is my hill.

Wait what

Chocolate soda needs to make a comeback.

You didn’t think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?

I burned through more money trying to upkeep my car than what I spent on it. Getting rid of my car was one of the best financial decisions of my life.

You’d be surprised on how a tube of toothpaste just keeps on giving when you roll it in on itself.