Hey uh, is it such a good idea to send your 2FA key to some website on the internet?

A classic, yeah that was the reference

Same here. UK is done for.

Claim the unsub button from Amazon Prime and pirate all video games you don’t want to pay for.

Who tf keeps their phone charged all day bruh I’m not nearly addicted enough to this shit for thar

Nah I work in cybersec, the reason these systems are in use is because of compliance standards that are created as insurance corpos have against each others’ incompetence during vendor reviews.

Problem is as anyone working in the corporate world can tell you they are infinitely incompetent and their reviews are a clown world clusterfuck. But that’s what they get when the unifying motivation is greed, and everyone is paid by the hour.

Personally seeing the C-suite with their rolexes and shit, I ain’t too fussed letting the clock run out due to their bullshit, I’m just gonna go play CTFs or make drum and bass.

Every morning at work it’s:

>Type in a password to Decrypt laptop drive

>Type in a password to Sign in to laptop account

>Type in a password to Sign into 1password

>Copy password for okta from 1pw

>Use fingerprint to Unlock my phone

>Type in 2FA code from my phone Google authenticator into okta

>Finally log into outlook

>Need to log into a system not behind SSO

>Type in a password to Re-unlock 1password

>Oopsie-poopsie phone died!

>Charge phone for 5 min so I can turn it on

>Type in phone password because you can’t use biometrics after shutdown

>Open Google authenticator and get 2FA for system

>“Sorry your authentication attempt has timed out”

>Type in password to unlock 1password

>Copy password to system

>Type in 2FA code from phone

>Finally logged into system so I can do work

>Oh it’s meeting time anyway

>Meeting is 30 mins

>After meeting get back to the tab with the system

>“You’ve been logged out due to inactivity”

I’d honestly rather drink a verification can.

What is this