What, don’t you want to play “Kane and Lynch: Dog Days 2” just because we turned the entire fucking subway car into an advertisement for it?

It feels like the Mariachi band that only goes away when you pay them. If you don’t buy it, we’re going to have to buy space on your living room wall and put a speaker in there to play ads for it, so fucking buy it you dummy, you don’t have a choice.

It is the money people’s fault. Once there was money to be had in the industry, all the idiots moved in, and no power can resist them. The game devs hate making awful cash-grab games that aren’t fun to play, too.

Now you have spent 453 characters. Are you really still using Google? Dude, they’re lame now, everyone’s talking about it.

The people need to know

I think capitalism has a way of bribing people to make them into ridiculous caricatures of themselves, because anything authentic would be a threat to the powers that be. I can’t even rightly articulate what I’m trying to say, but the type of content that makes it big on YouTube, the way that people in TV commercials who are in the same role the viewer’s meant to occupy are presented as stupidly endearing with all these flaws on display, the way that even wildly popular content starts to get downplayed once it comes across as “political” or “overserious” or something like that. It’s all of a piece. If anyone with money is making media, it gets set up to send a message that at the end of the day needs to include “You, the viewer, are powerless and kind of stupid, make sure you stay in your role.”

Letters to type this: 288

Letters to type “chris-chan” in your address bar: 10

You’re taking extra time out of your day to let everyone know that you refuse to learn, even when learning is quicker.

What the FUCK man, to have this much motivation for something like this reads to me like a serial killer mentality

It’s also, as you noted, a condemnation of internet culture.

Chris-Chan was clearly disabled and mentally ill, and had a whole subculture of people devoted to increasing his suffering who spent significant effort on hurting him as much as possible. The whole thing is fucked, and I think people’s mercilessness to him had a lot to do with causing the final tragic ending to the whole saga including causing unrelated innocent people to suffer.

Graham crackers with whipped cream on top. This one was very much the bottom of the barrel. 🥲

Ghirardelli brownie mix from Costco, filled up to about 1/3 of a mug mixed with milk and microwaved for 45 seconds to make a little brownie. Serve with ice cream on top, or with a glass of milk. I actually still do this one, it is delicious and costs basically $0 per serving.

Rice + milk + sugar and then mixed up in a bowl into a kind of puree. This goes great as a dessert after rice + frozen vegetables sauteed up from those massive Costco bags lol. If you’re feeling bougie you can shred some cheese on top.

Tell people “healthcare will be free” or “We will cap rent and build housing that won’t cost more than 3x local median income” and then people can’t afford not to vote for you.

1. It would have to go through congress, which wouldn’t approve it, so it would be a lie.
2. They told people “I won’t do mass deportations or order the assassinations of my enemies” and it didn’t work. Why do you assume that this other stuff would?

I don’t even care whether your attitude is, “Oh no, we fucked up,” or you go with option B which is what you’re saying. If you have to wonder whether you’re gloating or not, then fuck you.