The future is now.

Must be your ear shape since Airpods Pros are the only earbuds that fall out of my ears.

I’m assuming they want extra cushioning and don’t want the complexity that would bring. Maybe there would be issues where they would fall into each other’s pits and get stuck or smash into eggs beneath.

IBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.

This large aircraft is flying sideways and it doesn’t look like it’s that far off the ground. That thing is nosediving into those ships.

Probably a liability or legal issue if they’re too drunk.

I do this too, but mostly because I don’t want anyone seeing what’s on my phone.

I remember when he played minecraft and made a redstone contraption to auto-feed villagers or something. He started by saying that he wasn’t good at redstone and proceeds to show something so complex that I would have to follow a tutorial to make it.

I know this is a joke, but China has more capitalism than the US.