I mean, the suffering required for a human to legitimately want to kill themselves is extreme, kinda by definition. So uhh…yeah homie might wanna continue keeping that to yourself lmao!

On the other hand, suicidal threats with no actual sincerity, to get attention…on that I agree with ya. Cringe AF.

Yeah man we’re pretty squishy! I’d imagine an adult gorilla has to consciously try not to hurt us in physical interactions of any kind lol, like me with my own kiddos. Fairly sure just pulling off a limb would be well within their capabilities. Guaranteed death sentence, and a brutal one, no question.

Grappling a gorilla is such an unbelievably bad idea lmao, no matter the BJJ steez. You’re right, things are fucking tanks, just flat out invulnerable to us hand-to-hand.