Deny them sex

That’s not even remotely the threat being made

At least Shatner’s a professional fake astronaut?

It would appear a significant portion of the American public are also comically stupid

Verification cans

We’ve decided we’re going to try to go from ~10% vegetarian to closer to 80% or 100% because I simply don’t trust that thing like meat and milk can stay safe to consume.

Farmers’ markets (or direct from a local farm/butcher) are probably your best bet for what meat you do buy, if you don’t go full veg