No, it won’t. I invite you to get some large magnets and place them directly on the loop cuts in the street.

Low energy troll.

Don’t feed the embarrassingly low energy troll, folks. Carry on.

Yes. Haven’t you read Stephen king’s From a Buick 8?

Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.

Where the what the fuck??m

Sheesh. Better setup a secondary destination for my customers just in case.

I don’t care how nice the sports car is, if it’s not going where I want it to, I’m not getting in.