Don’t be ridiculous. As the Commander in Chief of the United States he’s also an international terrorist

I propose doing big air quotes any time you’re going to say “Israel”. Maybe do a funny voice.

Adulthood is when no one rewards you for eating chips 😔

At least four end of days. Y2K, Maiyan 2012, Rasputin’s 2013, and that Christian Fundie quadruple moon eclipse one.

What did I tell you about giving people anxiety

Today I honor Cowbee’s Sisyphean task of explaining that production/trade and capitalism are two different things 🫡