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2 days agoI just want to grill
I just want to grill
To publish, to perish, a choice is naught
For tenure is the very thing I want
A paper full of garbage data stacked
Statistically massaged supports our grant
The samples gathered on the bench anon
Support my new hypothesis by morn
Distraction. I am 99.999999% a believer in extraterrestrial intelligent life. If this shit was real, I think it would be REAL real.