I WISH. hahaha I’m in danger

I love eggs. I eat an omelette every day. Lots of butter. Yumm

Once a week, when she’s gone, lower the saturation on her monitor by like 2%. After a few months the colors she picks will be so different it won’t really matter anymore.

I call it the keg.

I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.

The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He’s clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who’s obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.