I live in a country with two plug types and actually have to use a fuckload of converters

It’s the “universal English accent” in a sense.

… for American English

“I was unemployed”

• Why?
• Can they not even keep a job?

“I took a sabbatical”

• Mysterious
• Arousing
• Shows off the size of your enormous sack

EDIT : When I took my sabbatical and I was dating at the same time, instead of being seen as a scruffy bum it actually did give an air of mystique, since most people at that age were not doing things like that.

Mike and Nike are pronounced similarly

I think historical, and the seriousness of it (guillotines, etc)

nah but anon is built different

Republican politicians and conservatives online speculating about the sexual positions he prefers with his husband.

iron closet

mood but also they’re really mean to each other for no reason

1. Its 4chan.
2. They learned it from /cgl/

After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

Tell me you have herpes without saying you have herpes.

Creator is trans, character is trans, it’s meant to mean some people didn’t succeed in continuing to live after realising they’re trans and committed suicide

Ah yes, footage of Oregon after they started pumping their own gas.