I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

Did you win the argument?

Does your mama whine and bitch about shit that doesn’t really matter as well?

😂🤣 I hear Hell is nice this time of year.

Its almost like the people who come up with this batty shit never actually leave the basement, so they don’t understand suntans.

Implying that basic Slavs aren’t Chad as fuck.

Sweet damn you people must literally be sobbing all the fucking time. Explain to me the injustices of… Gardening is it now?