I always had strange feeling like I’m pregnant (can’t explain exactly that feeling) but I had feeling, and kinda wished I could experience actually being pregnant. Well turns out I was not really a man, I was trans girl. I was never fat, but I did had little bigger stomach and would get weird and kinda happy feeling of it actually being me pregnant. I never had sex, and I know, and knew back then how to become pregnant but still got that feeling

Like I don’t plan on having children or marrying, at least not in traditional sense but I do wish I could experience pregnancy and be surrogate mother.

Mammals on land: YEAH BABY!! WE NUMBER 1!!!

Mammals in the air: No dinosaurs, we can share

Yes, trees are listening

Whenever you rickroll someone, you have to rickroll yourself first

Maybe this is good for you? https://github.com/davidhealey/waistline

I’m scared of driving this long car now imagine how scared I’m to drive those mini trucks.

Italian tooth

Basically minecraft (or luanti for Foss enthusiasts)

Absolute value of o

What about rizz? W and L in the chat?

AND BIG KITTY!!!

I have XYZ what am I?

Hey pleasestopasking, can I ask you something?

That’s not centipede, I counted only 17x2=34 legs! Its thirtyfour-pede