CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police

You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don’t worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.

Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!

Can’t spell drugs without U

I remember watching a documentary about North Korea and one of the guides was talking about how people in NK and Asia more broadly don’t necessarily want to live under the same liberal-democratic capitalist system that the west tries to impress on them.

How arrogant are we to act like we have it all figured out and that countries outside of Europe and North America are backwards shitholes?

Do you think Justin Bieber sprays his DNA all over the ladies when he’s in Paris, France?

“I want to change the world with this tech”

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“3 billion you say? The company is yours!”

The Unabomber and Pope Leo were both good at math

POST PICTURES OF YOUR HAND

Reality has really gone beyond parody. We use the term “brain worms” to describe willfully ignorant people, and along comes this guy who actually does have brain worms. Lmao

The decimal place giveth (very little)