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  • ZeffSyde@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldIt was a dark time for all.
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    5 hours ago

    : Takes a sip of a juice pouch:

    It is true. A millennial becomes more bitter with age.

    : smacks tongue, eyes roll back as though recalling a childhood memory:

    But millennials have these… : swishes liquid millennial over palate:

    Bracing tannins that challenge you and require further observation.

    : Looking at cup:

    And he pondered, how DID he find himself at some sort of pre-historic blood ritual? Was this not his beautiful wife? Was this not his beautiful car?