I refuse to own any car capable of violating my privacy

Is this you?

CEO Jensen Huang after reading your disparaging remarks about his company:

once taxes are low you’ll be a Fortune 500 CEO before you know it.

Really? I can’t wait! 🥳

Found my spirit animal

I don’t know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.

Source: I am cheap