Yeah. We do it if we catch someone logged in and away from their desk.

“stuggle” ?

The fucking president

… is Coin Operated.

The one thing he absolutely insisted upon was that he wouldn’t have to carry a pager. He still refuses to carry a cell phone.

I’ve recently started a new job, and it’s the first I was unable to negotiate no pager, but I was a ‘motivated applicant’.

Wow, does it suck. This is also the LAST job I will have with an expectation of interrupted sleep and never-fucking-ending weekend bullshit. I will frame it as a reliability/change-control question that if after-hours changes are required, then the customer has a broken H.A set-up.

webapps

web apps

selfhost

self-host

I don’t know how firefighters prevent the PTSD.

24 years ago I regularly passed through the disaster site in NYC, and the smells linger in my brain even now.

My grandad went to Normandy , my dad was a firefighter, and I’m glad I’m just a computer nerd. The most stressful thing I should have to do is make sense of all the broken things RedHat jammed together and sold as a product.

They gave you an inch, and

This leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

You wanted a mile?

You may want to ask a member of the cult of the subgenius the difference between “real” midnight and “conspiracy” midnight.

Microfiche.

Those people who pronounce it ‘nitch’? The word for that is WRONG. Those people deserve ridicule.

Fuck yeah.

Also missing from sub-clauses, at least in America, is the trailing delimiter comma.

They shouldn’t have been driving fast enough where sudden breaking would make them lose their load.

Driver: I stopped 50 tons in 2 seconds

Internet Rando: you should not have made a mess on the idiots whose lives you just saved with your quick thinking.