You must never have used Teams

Yes, but only in Europe, and no Americans are allowed. 😕

He’ll give the present directly to its intended victim recipient

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

“Nobody wants to work anymore…” 🙄

[Some] People treat extreme wealth as if it’s some law of nature, when in fact the current system is broken to the extent that it allows and enables it. The system isn’t healthy. If one’s personal health were so out of whack, many of us would do what we have to do to fix it. Why wouldn’t we do the same with our social and economic systems? There’s no Divine Right of Billionaires.

In the US? Where we pour bleach on food that has been discarded to make sure that someone who is hungry can’t eat it?

But yes, this is a great suggestion. Also, looking for a local farm or farms that could feed these to their animals (specifically chickens or pigs).

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

Interesting read. It captures a lot of how I feel and what I miss about the “old internet.”

I’m so disappointed that I don’t see these days coming back.

That’s dark but I laughed in spite myself (and Jeffrey’s plight)

Perhaps a short paragraph of text elaborating on the driver’s intentions

Clean(er - still Amazon) link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NEUK86

Allow me to introduce you to Americans…

Well, duh. The photo isn’t of Doncaster because it’s already fallen to Hamas.

Hey, relax man. We aren’t all mechanical engineers here.

Not just stolen - inceptioned

We’re also stupid beyond belief. Have you considered removing your sense of shame and any semblance of introspection?

But on a more pragmatic note, I think a lot of comfort in (anything, but especially in) social situations requires putting in the repetitions and trying to model certain people or traits. Who do you aspire to resemble? I’ve always appreciated media with fast-paced, witty dialog. Sitcoms from the 90s (for example, Seinfeld or Friends, to name a couple); movies by, for example, Kevin Smith or Guy Ritchie, and just becoming more comfortable with the language. Read more, watch more, expand your vocabulary, learn and master figures of speech. Then find people to hang out with and practice. Go for coffee, or a walk, or a beer, and be candid with your companions about your desires to speak captivatingly and confidently.

…or are you?

Won’t someone think of the shareholders?!