LibreOffice?

It is what it is

Some More News, Clooos, and Zach Weinersmith (comic artist of SMBC and more)

“Your Highness”

Minimal has something similar, but it’s unfortunately huge.

https://minimalcompany.com/

I like that it runs Android, I wish it was the size of this LILYGO device.

I was vegetarian when I worked there, very grateful as I probably would be dead of solid arteries after 3 weeks. I like that Ikea has vegan dogs, wish Costco had something similar.