I just read it as “guys who are douchebags often say hello in languages they don’t otherwise understand.”

No necessarily, his friend’s outfit seems pretty bottom-y to me.

I’d like to think I’m self aware enough that at that point I’d be like “I guess I’m at least bi”

One of the worst things we do as a culture is setting arbitrary milestones and then shaming ourselves or others for missing them.

Are you expecting to graduate? You’re better off than many who didn’t finish at all. You stumbled, you’re moving forward. You’re going to be fine.

Don’t forget ignoring literal decades of data that show adding lanes doesn’t fix traffic

I don’t know that that’s an “average Texan,” I think that’s more “average massively wealthy landholding Texan.”