One time someone said to me “Happy Birthday”, on my birthday, and I said “Thanks, you too”. It wasn’t also their Birthday.

I’ve had this. It tastes like guilt and regret, but somehow it works and it’s not bad. I’d have it again.

Clarification of the title; He was never our leader. He was the leader of the opposition, the leader of the conservative party, but never Australia’s leader.

And to add insult to injury, he lost his own division. He is the first leader of the opposition in the history of Australia to lose their own divisional seat in the election.