Wrigley’s gum is the chewiest gum

Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth

Your teeth are bones that live outside

and hang from your lips like BATS

OH

outside bones

outside bones

never forget your teeth are outside bones

and when you’re a kid

they fall from your head

and to make it less weird

we say they’re stolen by a demon

that your parents knoooooww

WRIGLEYS!

☝️🤓 that would be reflection boxing, a different visual phenomenon

oh yeah fucking love to worship a guy who can barely focus 2 feet in front of him because he lives his life off his tits and is inured from consequence

it’s a good time for them, dispassionately speaking- Ocean freight is down, meaning you’re looking for nearshoring (Mexico and Canadian cross border freight), meaning you want more over the road shipping across large land masses than shipping to a port.

hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

Those European names: the word “Hill” in 3 different languages mashed together