The “satisfaction” is probably novelty. UK/EU, nobody thinks about it.

I think there’s a kind of fetishisation of manual transmission in the US. Like your emergency scenario: I guess if you need to accelerate away from 30-50 feral hogs then you might welcome it.

“Lead with the foot that is going down” is missing from this.

You typically learn to feel the accelerator and brake with one foot but just engage the clutch (ie, all the finesse is letting the clutch out). But you know this. All your muscle memory works like that. When you switch to automatic, just use the one foot and it works much better.

You have probably already worked that out but it’s handy advice if you’re a passenger in an automatic with a first-time driver who is used to manual.

Yeah, there’s no need to trade insults!

I think that’s the point. It doesn’t stop the occasional chancer from trying, but no this side of the pond at least you’ll get short shrift if you do.

The whole thing is about limiting liability to the company. (In the pregnancy case I think there’s an increased risk of thrombosis at late-stage.) Their policy says no paperwork is required, you say that applies to you; if something goes wrong after you lie then the onus is on you.

I think by-and-large it’s easier to get a positive response from someone face-to-face than over the phone, but on the whole people are pretty nice.

It’s less the person and more the company policy. I’ve total sympathy for the person on the phone/behind the counter who’s probably had a long and thankless day; I’m not rude or aggressive to people.

It annoys me no end that often, offers and services are gated behind “new subscriber” conditions - which is basically a tax on being conflict-adverse. You have to go through a cancellation process to get someone who can “look to see if there’s anything they can do” and get the thing that’s plainly available.

But I’ll joke about it on the phone to whoever I’m talking to - the last time this happened (changing mobile phone contract) the chap and I were laughing about “come the revolution” at the end of the call.

Previously I’ve had someone on the phone claim that water being three feet higher at one end of a drain than the other wasn’t due to a blockage; some people will “go the extra mile” for their employer. I think I got as far as “if your company’s position is that basic fluid statics is wrong I’d be happy to take it to court, but you don’t have a leg to stand on, so it’ll be cheaper for everyone involved to just send the drain guy out,” which is about as annoyed as I get.

There’s no reason for someone in a phone zombie role to actually give a shit one way or another, but some kind of human connection helps. Even a sarcastic response can be delivered in a disarming way - attack the blatantly stupid kafkaesque nonsense, not the poor schmuck who’s not paid to care.

I use “are you calling me a liar?” which is probably more effective in the UK than the US.

Some of the GoF patterns over-emphasise inheritance, but by-and-large, you don’t build large systems without either using or rediscovering software patterns, whether they’re OO, FP, or what-have-you.

No, it didn’t.

The point of Java is to be a language for 90% of programmers. The vast majority of software development is not sexy, doesn’t require a PhD. Java was intended to be a commoditising language and in that it succeeded wildly.

(The canonical example of a photo like this is a Matt Cardy* one of a student passed out in Millennium Square.)

• I have no idea if she signed a release or if it was staged. Quite possibly neither.

She’s from Bristol.

Heaven’s Vault.

You total star!

Fewer.

With massive OOO pipelines, what’s the alternative?